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kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: coooooooooooooorvo, via death-by-clifford)


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someoneatethis:

I wrote a song:
Everything is good
Everything is nice
Everybody likes me
And everything is good

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via lukeoffcial)


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flumpp:

Becoming an adult is learning pasta portion control

(via emoclan)


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horangecrush:

femmniall:

Do people want an award when they say they don’t like One Direction anymore?

I will happily give them a trophy engraved “Congratulations! You’re lame and missing out.”

(via its--just--for--kicks)


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